On the Road to Exile and Other Short Stories

This book contains  seven  of the most unusual short stories ever written.   In  On the Road to Exile,  a woman travels a thousand miles on her donkey, returning to the family she left a year earlier to find the only thing that has changed is her.   In  The Accidental Transvestite,  a man wants only to get in his ex-girlfriend's pants but once he has them on, he soon realizes he would do anything to get them off.   In  How Much Further to Insanity?,  a woman boards a train that takes her to the edge of madness, confronted by the strangest circumstances that begin with the insults of an Amish passenger and ends with the deprivations of a simeopath.   In  She Fell to Sleep,  a man ruminates over the question of whether his girlfriend fell asleep or faked it.   In  Six Kittens, Six Victims,  a man and his two children stand outside a grocery store, trying to find homes for their kittens.   In This is Your Life, a man's perfect life turns complicated when his girlfriend finds him sharing  a  joint with two fatties, who were at his house due to unexplainable reasons.   In  Ode to a Shitonion,  a man wakes from a coma and recalls the circumstances that led to him being charged with "...exhibiting a flagrant disregard for the sanctity of life while satisfying unnatural sexual impulses..." and the brief courtroom drama that follows.