His Biggest Fan

My best friend Ross is Adam Blue's biggest fan. Adam's the lead singer of the popular rock group, Viral Blue, but to Ross, he's some sort of rock god. I don't get it. Ross has all their albums, reads all their interviews, watches all their videos, and knows every little thing about the group -- and Adam -- by heart. He's convinced it's his destiny to run away with the band. He'll tell anyone he and Adam are soulmates ... especially me, and I'm sick of hearing about it. In all the time we've known each other, Ross has never looked atmethe same way he moons over Adam. I hate that guy, and I don't even know him! Sometimes I think he's Ross's BFF and not me. When I hear VB's coming to town, I decide to treat Ross to the concert. Show him a good time, show him how Ireallyfeel. But with Adam Blue gyrating his hips onstage, will Ross even notice I'm there?